Frank “Grayhawk” Huminski is a native of south-central New Jersey (not far from Philly) who currently resides near Washington DC. A former theater technician, rental manager, security guard, bouncer, and Tech-support-ninja-monkey, he now makes a living fiddling about with computers for a secret branch of the federal government that resides within the walls of >agency redacted<. Or something like that. Grayhawk has served on the staff of several conventions, and desperately tries to suppress the urge to volunteer again and again and again. His doctors are still trying various pharmaceuticals to help control this.